Here is a list of types of testing that we'd like not
to see:
| AGGRESSION TESTING: |
If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody. |
| COMPRESSION TESTING: |
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| CONFESSION TESTING: |
Okay, okay, I did program that bug. |
| CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: |
Are you now, or have you ever been a bug? |
| DEPRESSION TESTING: |
If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself. |
| EGRESSION TESTING: |
Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here. |
| DIGRESSION TESTING: |
Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck... |
| EXPRESSION TESTING: |
#@%^&*!!!, a bug! |
| OBSESSION TESTING: |
I'll find this bug if it is the last thing that I do. |
| OPPRESSION TESTING: |
You will test this, now! |
| POISSION TESTING: |
Alors! Regardez le poission! |
| REPRESSION TESTING: |
It's not a bug, it's a feature. |
| SUCCESSION TESTING: |
The system is dead. Long live the new system! |
| SUGGESTION TESTING: |
Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if... |
| PRESIDENTIAL TESTING: |
Using the definition of testing as defined in the affidavit... |