~ Top 50 Oxymorons ~
50.  Act naturally.
49.  Found missing.
48.  Resident alien
47.  Advanced BASIC.
46.  Genuine imitation.
45.  Airline Food.
44.  Good grief.
43.  Same difference.
42.  Almost exactly.
41.  Government organization.
40.  Sanitary landfill.
39.  Alone together.
38.  Legally drunk.
37.  Silent scream.
36.  British fashion.
35.  Living dead.
34.  Small crowd.
33.  Business ethics.
32.  Soft rock.
31.  Butt Head.
30.  Military Intelligence.
29.  Software documentation.
28.  New York culture.
27.  New classic.
26.  Sweet sorrow.
25.  Childproof.
24.  "Now, then ...".
23.  Synthetic natural gas.
22.  Christian Scientists.
21.  Passive aggression.
20.  Taped live.
19.  Clearly misunderstood.
18.  Peace force.
17.  Extinct Life.
16.  Temporary tax increase.
15.  Computer jock.
14.  Plastic glasses.
13.  Terribly pleased.
12.  Computer security.
11.  Political science.
10.  Tight slacks.
9.  Definite maybe.
8.  Pretty ugly.
7.  Twelve-ounce pound cake.
6.  Diet ice cream.
5.  Rap music.
4.  Working vacation.
3.  Exact estimate.
2.  Religious tolerance.
And the Number one top OXY-Moron. 
1.  Microsoft Works.